I was busy remixing some new sounds to add to my Swiftlets sound collect some one called me. I had a good laugh and it was the best medicine for that day.
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Hi Pak H…..saya dari…T….saya nak jumpa Pak….
I replied I am no the Pak you are looking for. Who actually you are looking for? There so many Swiftlets farming bloggers who and which of them you are actually looking for?
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He replied...ya saya cari Pak H…lah….betul lah…you Pak H…lah . I insisted that I am not Pak H…saya bukan orang yang you nak cari. Saya bukan Pak H…..saya James…
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I asked him where and how he got my no? He never answered that doesn’t bother me anyway.
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He insisted again that I am Pak H… Over my dead body I definitely not Pak H..I replied with a harsh voice. I told him repeatedly I am James NOT this or that Pak or whatsoever.
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He finally realized that I am not the one that he is looking for and without embarrassment he asked me for Pak H telephone no.
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What a brilliant farmer potentially going to be the best farmer available……
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Also Without hesitating I gave him Pak H number and ask him to send my regards to Pak H. since he is calling him as we all in the Swiftlets farming industry know each other.
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You know what happened? He can't get thru the line to Pak H…. and he called me again. What a brilliant best Swiftlets farmer on earth.
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He asked me do I have Super Good Cd Swiftlet sound. I replied what do you mean by super good Cd sound? He replied, those sounds that can attract few thousand of birds. I replied… oh I see….. ya..ka…begitu….
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He asked how many Swiftlets cd sound do I have? I replied, not many few hundred only (only good ones). Without hesitating he asked me …… boleh James bawa semua cd yang ada bagi saya test one by one ..jika bagus saya beli….
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My reply was sorry lah brother….tak perlu beli dengan saya tak perlu test..You go and buy from Pak H… lah…is better you buy from him …and I am sure he will let you test one by one….I was holding back my laugh…luckily it didn’t burst.
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Wooo…this guy bukan main…inside me laughing, I purposely asked him you must be very experience in Swiftlets farming and Swiftlets sound…the reply was boleh lah…then I prompted him further …then you must know what is mating sound, colony sound, fighting sound and so on…from here he was blur….real blur and replied Ya …ka…ada suara macam itu ka..kenapa saya tak tau? (Wanted to test Swiftlet sound one by one yet don’t know how to differentiate them..ha…ha..ha…I almost drop dead)
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Since he was on the line I prompted him again. How is your farm? How many farms do you have? And so on. He replied he has a farm of 1 year plus in a Prime zone area.
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I replied … that is good. He giggled and replied …tak bagus ….lah.
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I asked how many nest …2 biji …4 biji… …berapa? He replied “ Tak ada”…
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In fact inside me I knew it will be a bad…bad farm otherwise I wouldn’t have suggested 2 to 4 nests… 2 to 4 is already over rated his ability. I accept I am being sarcastic….
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I asked, how can 2 biji pun tak ada….. He replied yes not a single nest….satu biji pun tak ada.
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Since he claimed to know about sound and wanted to test few hundred cd sounds before he buys I dam curios to know what swiftlets sound he was using in his farm.
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Apa cd you guna? Without surprise which I had presumed….
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He replied Stress sound (Duress).
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What a brilliant farmer…I told him didn’t you know that Duress is only for testing only and not for long term usage in farm? Ya …ka….I.. tidak tahu ….this was the reply from a person what wanted to test hundreds of good Swiftlets Cd sound before deciding which to buy.
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It was the laugh of the day. Someone called me and insisted that I am the other person and he ended up learning the reason why his farm has got no nest.
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Well like I had always said “Bad things happen for good”. In this case the bad thing was on me he called and disturbed me…and the good thing is that he learned not to use Duress sound in farm.
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Besides that the other good thing I did have a good laugh!
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So if you claimed you know everything that’s mean you know nothing.
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That's very common in Swiftlets farming ...everybody know everythings. Isn't it good ...then there will be no failed farms.
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Good Farming!
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当我忙于混合一些的聲音我所收集到新的燕子聲音, 一個人打电话给我。 我觉得很好 笑，並且它是那天的最佳的良药。 嗨 H ..... 我是从… T….我想见你…. 我回復了, 我不是您正在寻找的。實際上您是尋找誰？这里有那么多的燕子部落客, 和您實際上 尋找哪位？ 他回復了… 是的，对的, 我是找你，你是H。 我坚持， 我不是你要找的 H。我不是H ..... 我是 James… . 我问他在哪裡和怎樣得到了我的电话号码？ 他未曾 回答 無論如何不打擾我。 他再堅持了我是H… 我非常不高兴的回復我不是H. 明確地 與苛刻的聲音。 我告訴了他我是 James 不是那位H或者任何。 他最後意识到我不是 他尋找的那個，並且，他要求我H的電話号码。 精采的燕屋主最佳的燕屋主.... 並且，不猶豫我給了他H的電話号码並且要求他送我的問候到H.，因為告诉他，當我們全部在燕屋农业生产彼此了解。 您知道发生了什么事? 他打不通给H…. 他再打 给我。 在地球上的精采最佳的燕屋主。 他问我有没有超級好的燕子CD 聲音。 我回 復了您所说的超級好的CD聲音是什么意思？ 他回復了， 可能吸引上千的燕子的那些聲音。 我回復了…哦我明白了..... 这样….. 他再问我有多少燕子CD的聲音？ 我僅回復了，不是很多，只是上一百(好那些)。 沒有猶豫他請求我...... James 你可以把所用CD带来给我一个一个试。如果好的，我帮你买…. 我的回復是抱歉 兄弟….你不需要试也不需要买。您去帮H买…從他購買是更好的…，並且我肯定他將讓您一个一个測試….我幸好没有笑出来…。 Wooo… 這個人不是扼要…我裡面在 笑， 我故意问他您在燕屋必须是非常有經驗的，尤其是燕子聲音…回復是还好啦 …我然後再问他…您一定一步知道什麼是打种聲音，殖民聲音，與戰鬥聲音等等…從在這里他迷離….真正的迷離和回復的是… 有这样的的聲音？ 为什么我不知道 (想一 个一个測試燕子聲音，但是不會區分他們。. 哈… 哈... 哈… 我幾乎喷饭) . 我然後再 问他。您的燕屋農場是怎麼？ 您有多少個燕屋農場等等。 他回復了他的燕屋農場 有1年多在一個頭等區域。 . 我回復了…是好。 他嘻嘻笑了並且回復了…不好。 我问多少個窝… 2 個… 4 個… 多少 ？ 他回復了「没有」… 实际上我知道是壞燕 屋農場…否則我不會说2到4個窝… 2到4個窝已經對他的能力高估計。 我知道我是很 諷刺…. . 我问，怎麼可能2 個窝都没有 ..... 他回復是没有個窝….一個也没有。 因為 他声称知道关于聲音並且要买之前先想測試上百個CD的聲音，我是超级想知道他在他的燕屋農場是玩什麼聲音的。您的燕屋農場是玩什麼聲音的? 没有出于我意料之外. 他回復了重音聲音(束縛)。正是一个精采的燕屋主, 我告訴了他, 您不知道束縛聲音 僅是為了测试和不對于長期用在燕屋農場？哈！是吗？我不知道….這是從一个人要买之前先想測試上百個CD的聲音的回復。正是天大的笑话。一個打错电话，并且坚持我是另一個人，並且他學會為什么他的燕屋農場沒有窝的原因。 很好， 如我總是說 「壞事發生永远是有理由的」。 在這种情况下, 壞事是, 他打错电话干擾我…好事是, 他學會不在燕屋農場使用束縛聲音。 除了那以外另一件好事是我有個好笑! 因此， 如果您认为您知道一切, 事实是您什么都不知道。 在燕屋農場这是非常普通的… 大家都知道一切。那不是很好吗…如果是那就不会有那么多的失败的燕屋農場。 . 好燕屋!