Sunday, November 6, 2011

My Store Attracts More Birds!






I received all sort of interesting calls from my readers and followers. Here is one them I would like to share with you all. It is humorous and I bet you all would like to hear.




Few weeks ago a reader from Setiawan called me and enquired about my GS external sound. He explained that his Bh had started for 5 months now. It was built by a local consultant there. He wanted to buy the GS external sound to help his Bh which is not attracting birds.




He wasn’t quite happy with the consultant as he finds that the consultant is hiding things from him. Whenever he asks him questions pertaining to the Bh the consultant would reply “You don’t need to know so much just let me do my job and you just wait for the birds”.




The consultant is holding the keys and he has no access to the Bh. He wanted to help out but can’t do anything without the keys as consultants had only visited 1 time after 5 months.




This morning he called again with joyous mood “James..James..James.. many birds came and play I can’t believed It. I am shocked my current sound from my Bh had never attracted so many birds before. It has been going on for weeks so what should I do James?”




I told him you shouldn’t do anything you should be happy and keep playing the Gs sound and should try Love potion as a combination to boost up the birds population.




Then he asked again but how to continue to play the sound? Eh..eh..eh.. It sounded funny and weird as I heard this reply.




I sensed something not right and I ask him “where did you play the sound?” I am not trying to be sarcastic but just want to be certain as you know Bh’s farmers do all sorts of crazy things.




Then only he revealed. “James to be frank with you I installed 2 new tweeters to play the GS sound on a separate Amplifier at the building next to my Bh.”




I asked him why do you do that for?




He replied, “James I have no keys to access to my Bh the consultant is holding them. I have 2 units of 3 storeys building. 1 unit had been converted into Bh the second unit I use it as a store. After the sound started there were hardly 10 birds come and play every day. It had been going on for few months. I ask the consultant but he always asks me to wait. So I can’t wait and decided to buy the GS sound and play it at the window of my other shop. Didn’t I know that it ended up with so many birds playing every day. Now my store attracts more birds than my Bh. That why I ask you what should I do?”




So would you be happy to hear this or laugh till drop dead or vomit blood..ha..ha..ha.




I heard all sorts of things and have encountered all kind of crazy funny situations. This is one of the interesting things that keep me going in Swiftlet farming.




Bravo……





Good Swiflet farming All!